My nose went to London.



Ling, I love.
She's my most interesting friend lah. ^^
Today she was like telling me that she'd just dumped her hubby.
Or boyfriend it should.
Cuz of some private stuffs and I was bloody shocked!
She actually said those, that are not supposed to be said.
Daring, she is.
And I'm so gonna miss her.
She's leaving on the 6th, for nyp!
retail management.
Walao! Sickening.


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Ok.
This is what I saw today.
She's a promoter.
WASSUP WITH HER STYLE.








=.='''



Dyed blonde maggi-mee hair+
thin eyebrow angled at 90-degrees+
flabby arms & super short sleeves tshirt that exposes armpit+
MINI-SKIRT THAT HAS DESIGNED HOLES ON THE SIDE!
= PROSTITUDE!



Her skirt is such a turn-off lah!
Wear it to the club or whatever shit.
But to work, and promoting stuffs? Wtf.
All the tikopeks must be haeh-haeh-haeh-ing away.
And that minah's not even pretty, fat somemore,
then want to act sexy...


=.=
Loser.


And one thing, where's her underwear?


It's blown off i guessed.

I can't stand it anymore.
MY EYES!
My left lower eyelid has been continuously TWITCHING all day long.
For a fucking week already!
And it's still twitching now.

I was so afraid.
I thought something bad might be happening to me.
And mar said I will be seeing 'things' soon.

SCARE ME SIOL!
See now im carrying an amulet with me all around.
Hehe :X
Bi xie lah.

But my mom said that it's because my nerves under my eyelid is being 'curled'.
So the blood, kinda, can't flow properly or whatever shit.
LOL.
Hiya dunno lah.
Hope it's okay.

My korean name.



SONG DON KANG!!!



Hahahahha! What the!
Such an ugly name.




Susu nehneh..

Song don kang, and Myul jin-o



And nowadays, I'm so addicted to the FAMILY RESTAURANT game!
SUPER FUN LAH!

I hate audrey. She's a superbitch.



SB:"yanyan, how come everytime u reach the checkpoint your hair also so messy one?"

me:"It's on purpose. It's my style lah, (fucker?)"

SB:*repeats what say*
"Ouh it's on purpose, it's your style ah...Then how come u tie up your hair already still so messy?"

(Loser, didn't you just repeat my answer?)

me being very irritated:"It's on purpose! It's my style. CANNOT MEH!?"

(obviously she saw fire escaping from my ears)

SB:*repeats what I say AGAIN*
"Ouh it's on purpose, it's your style ah... Then..........................................."

(Ling cuts her sentence)

Ling:"Aiya audrey, whatever she styles her hair also her problem what,
where u care so much? She wants to cut botak also not your business, KAYPO...!!"

SB:"... ... ... ..."



Ehehe! Ling's super good in telling off people uh!
Which reminds me of Maya and harjeet.
HAHAHA.
Can join debates one.
And this morning, she was like, "where's yanyan where's yanyan?!"
Cuz we haven met for a week.
And when she saw me, she immediately give me a hug.
Soooooo sweet lah she. (:

And she will continue with her mtv-in-fitting-room tmr.
Can't wait to laugh! :D
Okay I'm gonna bounce now.

I damn fucked up now.
My phone's gone!
Iphone!
Thanks to my sis man.
How much does iphone cost?
Ask yourself.
So clever want to update the functions.
Thought what?
I think they're all functioning properly already why is there a need!?
Stupid.
And now, i can only make emergency calls.
No wait,
is 'slide to unlock', then to emergency calls.
Ok.
I shall bring this phone out only when I've predicted that I'll meet a robber.
Since this phone can only make sos calls..




STUPID.

EHHEHEHHEH!
Today's work is extremely crappy!!!!
So I camwhored in the FR.
Well, at least I'm not trying clothes on and then take the mirror reflection like most people do.
-.-'''
Oh opps! Mine my nametag :)


Anw today Ling and I were discussing about females' discharge and how bad they smells.
HAHAHA!
Gross I know.
And 2days ago, I freakin saw Rosaline and she told me that MISS CHIN's changing in the FR.
So I ran away to avoid embarassment.
Very hengly i managed to run to the storeroom. Hehe..


Alright,
wb'd invited me to his bday party next monday!
I'm still thinking if I should.
Oh man!

Alright. I know my blog has been super dead.
Sucha a short little month and so many things happen.
Oh my tian...
And it seems like everyone's busying with their school stuffs.
New sch, new friends, new life.
Then my sch's starting so late.
AUGUST! I'm so jealous.


And the other day, I saw johnna at the bus stop with her 'brother'.
we chatted awhile..

me (being very hao xin):"so what sch r u in?"
she:"I'm not studying lah. Working now lor.
I'm very sure my pay is as much as those graduates from ite"
me:"Wah.. Work as what?"
she:"Sell jewellery one LOR~~~~"
me:"then the pay how much?"
she:"$3000. Last month my salary was $4000plus ehhh."
me:*woah! An neh ho tan?*
"Eh ask your boss needs people anot. Ask him to hire me lah!(jokingly)"
she:"*flicks hair* Hiya my boss very tiao ti one.
Last time I got 2 frens went for interview also not shortlisted sia!"
me:"oic.."
she:"then u now not studying ah?"
me:"Going to. But in august."
she:"where?"
me:"MDIS"
she:"EEYER. Study private one where got good"
me:"At least MDIS is recognised."
she:*stares blankly, thinking what 'MDIS is recognised' means.."


Ok back to the prev topic.
Errr so like now, with my past chaotic search for jobs through straits times,
which has so many stupid jobs that has all their interviews at ubi techpark,
I've finally got myself one through the internet instead.

www.recruit.net

omg i can tell you, this website serves better than any other website lah.



And now I'm working at vivo, tangs.
Plus I've got a good boss.
No, I mean 2.
One mexican, one from spain.
Song bo. They're like super nice people lah.
Hmmm, the people in tangs, too.

And it seems like I'm the youngest in the whole store.
17 eh!
Mai siao siao hor. Eheh!
But it's true lah.
And since most of the people can't pronunce my name PROPERLY,
(siew yan become su yan, siew yuan, or even SWEN!)
so,
they called me xiao mei.
-.-'''


Super gross lah! XIAO MEI.
Yuck!!!
So cheena!!!
Only a bunchful called me evonka, and yanyan.
And now I'm so tired! Have to respond to 4 names eh!



Okok, this person's my coolest friend.
She totally loves to model.
Super hiao. And super funny also.

Ling:"yanyan, you and your bf how long alr?"
me: *eyes widen* "what bf!?"
Ling:"Neh~ your phone that one.."
(my phone's wallpaper is currently kjh.)
me:" HAHAHA! No lah! That one is a korean singer lah.."
Ling:"then you now single ah?"
me:"yeah lah"
*staffs and promoters in the FR says HUUUUUH in harmony*
Ling:"woah u so pretty no bf!?
me:*immediate blush*
And she drags me to the men's department and wanted to introduce me to a korean guy.
HAHAHA!



Too bad this pic can't really illustrate her face properly..





Alright alright, more coming up.
:)